Is anyone taking bets on whether or not Bush will be blamed for some or all of the death toll if that volcano in Indonesia turns the island into another Pompeii? If Churchill Downs weren't dark today, I might trek through the shady hood surrounding the track and place some bets. FOX is reporting this much so far, now you decide.

Don't forget about the devastating environmental consequences that the world community will undoubtedly suffer as a result of Bush's incompetence. America must bear the burden of this impending disaster, seeing as how our environmental policies will certainly prove to be the main cause of the impending disaster. Al Gore should organize his telethon now to raise money for the victims of America's arrogance. Yeah, I'd love to see how much dough he could raise. Although, that may be one awesome solution to the how to stop Billary question.